url wants to be free. url wants a good home.  url is not pokémon, u do not need to catch them all.  free the urls. #stopurlhoarding2014


*puts anime figures on top of wedding cake*



If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.



If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

» MBTI Personality Types as Pokemon!


ESFP- Lilligant
ESTP- Charizard
ENFP- Arcanine
ENTP- Rotom
ESFJ- Kangaskhan
ESTJ- Blastoise
ENFJ- Celebi
ENTJ- Garchomp
ISFP- Smeargle
ISTP- Froslass
INFP- Gardevoir
INTP- Alakazam
ISFJ- Dragonite
ISTJ- Bisharp
INFJ- Espeon
INTJ- Mewtwo

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Make a contract!

Or I’ll cut you.

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

witches ain’t shit and they ain’t sayin nothin

a hundred puella magi can’t tell me nothin

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more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

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so i’m studying dovahtinvaak or “the dragon language” from the elder scrolls game series and it’s very beautiful and i’m having ton of fun

i just thought i’d share with everyone the pronouns in this language in case anyone wanted to use them

  • he/him/his ……… rok/mok/ok
  • she/her/hers …… rek/mek/ek
  • they/them/their … nust/niin/niist
  • it/it/its …………… nii/nii/niil
  • -self/-selves ……. -maar
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when you mad at friend


when friend you mad at makes you laugh


why is this so accurate

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